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Funny Dialogue

There was an episode where Rick was with Corey and the Old Man in the back room, trying to get them to play shuffleboard.  Rick asked to be humored, so the scene could have gone like this:

Rick: I'm just asking you to humor me, Corey.

Corey: Dad, you just offically turned old.  Now I have to humor you?

Rick (gesturing at the Old Man): Now you know how I feel.

Old Man: What the hell are you talking about, Rick?  You don't humor me at all.

Rick: Of course I do!

Old Man: How can you?  You're about as funny as used gum.

Corey: He's got you there, Pop.

Rick: Used gum? What's that supposed to mean? You're saying I have no sense of humor?

Old Man: Corey has a sense of humor, Rick.  You don't.

Rick: Oh, really?

Corey: Dad, in this family, humor is like hair - it skips a generation.

Corey and the Old Man chuckle heartily.

Rick: See, you two are laughing.

Old Man, Son, just because people laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny.  It means you're an imbecile.

Corey: He's got you again, Pop.


Rick: Why do I keep coming here every day?

Old Man: To give us someone to laugh at.  It makes the day go by faster.

Corey and the Old Man laugh again.

Rick: I hate you guys.

Cue opening credits